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2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
HAL: "There is a message for you"

AIR FORCE ONE
Harrison Ford: "Get off my plane!"

A FEW GOOD MEN
Jack Nicholson: "You can't handle the truth!"
Jack Nicholson: "Well zippity-doo-da!"

AMERICAN PIE
Alison Harrigan: "This one time at band camp..."

ANIMAL HOUSE
Bluto: "FOOD FIGHT!!!"
"Thank you Sir, May I have another!"
Bluto: "Toga! Toga!"

APOLLO 13
Tom Hanks: "Houston we have a problem"

ARMY OF DARKNESS
Ash: "See this? This is my BOOM stick!"
Ash: "Well hello Mr. Fancypants"

AUSTIN POWERS
Austin: "You've Got Mail, Baby, Yeah!"
The Shaguar Phone noise
Austin: "Nerd Alert!"
Austin:"Yeah Baby!"
Austin: "Oh Behave!"
Fat Bastard: "Get In My Belly!!!"
Dr.Evil: "One Million Dollars!"

BACK TO THE FUTURE
Biff: "What're you lookin' at Butthead?"
Flux capacitor circuits
Delorean door sound
Doc: "Great scot!"
George McFly: "That's very clever sir"

BATMAN
Joker: "This town needs an enema!"

MR. BEAN
Bean: "Magic!"

BETTY BOOP
Betty Boop: "Boo-boopy-doop boop!"

BIG DADDY
Adam Sandler: "Alriiiiiight!"

BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
Bill & Ted: "Bogus!"

BLACK SHEEP
David Spade: "Trust me on this one, it's a good idea"

BLAZING SADDLES
Mexican: "Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

BLUES BROTHERS
Elwood: "We're on a mission from God"

CABLE GUY
Jim Carrey: "This concludes our broadcast day"
Jim Carrey: "I'll juice you up!"
Jim Carrey: "Cable guy!"

CAPE FEAR
Robert DeNiro: "Come out come out wherever you are!"

CASABLANCA
Bogey: "Here's lookin' at you kid"

CITIZEN CAIN
Orson Welles: "Rosebud..."

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
5 Tones - Flute
5 Tones - Alien Ship

COOL HAND LUKE
Warden: "What we have here, is a failure to communicate"

CLUELESS
Cher: "Whatever!"

CRIMSON TIDE
PA: "Alert 1 - Alert 1 - Incoming emergency action message!"

THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL
General: "Klaatu, berrada, nikto"

DEAD POETS SOCIETY
Student: "Captain my captain"
Robin Williams: "Carpe Diem!"
Robin Williams: "Seize the day!"

DESPARADO
Antonio Banderas: "Let's play"

DIRTY HARRY
Harry: "Go ahead, make my day"

DOCTOR DOLITTLE
Chris Rock: "I have been violated!"

DRAGNET
Dan Ackroyd: "Just the facts man"

EUROTRIP
Computer Mail

E.T.
E.T.: "E.T. phone home!"

FARGO
William H. Macy: "Aaaw geeze!"
Officer: "Step out of the car please sir"

FRANKENSTEIN
Frankenstein: "Its ALIIIIVE!"

GHOSTBUSTERS
Winston: "Ray, if someone asks you if you're a God, you say YES!!!"
Peter MacNicol: "Why am I dripping with goo?"

GLADIATOR
Gladiator: "My name is Gladiator"

THE GOLDEN CHILD
Eddie Murphy: "My brother Numpsie has forgiven me"

GONE WITH THE WIND
Nurse: "I don't know nuthin' bout birthin no babies!"

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM
Robin Williams: "Goooood morning Vietnam!"

HACKERS
"You know anything about computers?"
"We're the keyboard cowboys!"

HAPPY GILMORE
Ben Stiller: "Check out the nametag: you're in my world now Grandma!"

HOT SHOTS
Iraqi Pilot: "Shishkabob!"

THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
Connery: "Give me a ping Visily"

HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Marvin the Robot: "I'm feeling very depressed"

INDEPENDENCE DAY
Will Smith: "I have got to get me one of these!"

JAMES BOND
M: "Are you paying attention 007?"

JERRY MAGUIRE
Cuba Gooding Jr.: "Show me the money!"

JOHNNY MNEMONIC
Keanu Reeves: "I want to get online -I need a computer!"

KINDERGARDEN COP
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Its not a tumor!"

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS
Plant: "Feed me now, I'm starvin!"

LORD OF THE RINGS
Gollum: Master
Lose Sillies
Nice Hobbit
Lucky

MAJOR PAYNE
Major Payne: "Do not attempt to challenge my authority!"

THE MASK
Jim Carrey: "Ooooo Somebody stop me!"
Jim Carrey: "I think he wants to communicate!"

THE MATRIX
Fedex Guy: "Thomas Anderson?"
The Phone Noise
Agent Smith: "Never send a human to do a machine's job" Morpheus: "Do you want to know what IT is?"

MEN IN BLACK
Will Smith: "I make this look good!"

MICKEY BLUE EYES
Hugh Grant: "Forget about it!"
Hugh Grant: "Get the hell outta here!"

MONTY PYTHON & THE HOLY GRAIL
"Message for you sir!"

MORTAL KOMBAT
Shang-Tsung: "You're soul is mine!"

MRS. DOUBTFIRE
Robin Williams: "Helloooooo!"
Robin Williams: "Ooo you wicked wicked monkey!"

OFFICE SPACE
Nerd: "Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler?"

PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE
Pee-Wee: "Excuse me, 'scuse me, exscuse me..."

PLEASANTVILLE
William H. Macy: "Honey I'm home!"

POLTREGEIST
Girl: "They're here!"

PREDATOR
The Predator noise

THE NET
"Computers are your life, aren't they?"

PULP FICTION
Jules: "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

ROBOCOP
Robocop: "Your move, creep!"

SO I MARRIED AN AXE-MURDERER
Dad: "Head! Pants! Nooow!"

STAR WARS
Chewie: "Rrrrrrraaaaar!"
Jawa: "Ooooteeeneee!"
Yoda's Laugh

STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT
Borg Queen: "I am the Borg"

TARZAN
The famous Tarzan yell

TRON
Jeff Bridges: "Greetings Program!"

TOP GUN
Carrier Captain: "Your body's writing cheques your ego can't cash!"

WAYNE'S WORLD
Wayne: "Denied!"

YOU'VE GOT MAIL
Tom Hanks: "You've got mail"
Meg Ryan: " You've got mail"