You've Got Mail! Cool Television WAV Archive

BLUES CLUES
Mail Time

BOB & DOUG MCKENZIE
"Cooloocoocoo-cooloocoocoo!"

THE BRADY BUNCH
Jan: "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"

THE CRITIC
Jay: "This game sucks!"
Jay: "I am not gay!"
Jay: "You're watching FOX - Shame on you!"

DAVID LETTERMAN
The Letters Song
Dave: "Congratulations Skippy, you've got mail!"
Dave: "Complimentary beverage - help yourself!"
Dave: "Where the hell are the singing cats?"
Dave: "What is wrong with you!!!"
Dave: "This stuff in lieu of entertainment"

DHARMA & GREG
Greg: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't be whining - this is my job, I'll just live with it"

DOCTOR SEUSS
"Thank You!"
Sam Iam: "I do not like Green Eggs & Ham!"

DREW CARREY
Mimi: "Bite me, Doughboy!"

DUCKMAN
Duckman: "What the hell are YOU staring at?"

DUDLEY DORIGHT
Mimi: "Bite me, Doughboy!"

E.R.
Alan Alda: "My computer crashes, my notes don't!"
Dr. Dave: "Oooh, that's gonna leave a mark"
Dr. Green: "Here I am, refreshed and ready to start my day!"

FAMILY TIES
Announcer: "Sit Ubu, sit"

FAT ALBERT
Fat Albert: "Hey, hey, hey!"

FRASIER
Niles: "Whoa Mama!"
Frasier: "In case you've forgotten, this is the Frasier Crane Show!"
Frasier: "I'm listening"

GAME SHOWS
Jeopardy: "This is Jeopardy!"
Final Jeopardy

GET SMART
Smart: "Missed it by that much"
Smart: "I demand the Cone of Silence!"

HOGAN'S HEROES
Schultz: "I know nothing! Nothing!"

HOME IMPROVEMENT
Tim: "Arrrruh?"
Tim: "Arr Arr Arr!"
Wilson: "There's a fine line between genius and madness!"

THE INCREDIBLE HULK
Bruce Banner: "Don't make me angry; you wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

I DREAM OF GENIE
Genie: Magic blink noise

I LOVE LUCY
Ricky: "Luuuucy?"
Lucy: "Well, let's see what's in the mail"
Ricky: "You can not be in the show!"

JETSONS
The Doorbell noise
Astro: "Ruh-roh"

KING OF THE HILL
Cotton: "Hoooey! Feisty!"

LAW & ORDER
The Gavel Noise
Brisco: "Who were you expecting, the Tooth Fairy?"
McCoy: "I don't have time today to play What's My Line"

LOONEY TOONS
Daffy Duck:"You're dipicable"
Speedy Gonzalez:"I wish I had some cheese"

LOST IN SPACE
Robot: "Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!"
Robot: "My computer is the best on Earth!"
Robot: "Do not touch it - it is dangerous! Do not!"
Robot: "Energy cell exhausted"
Robot: "It does not compute!"
Robot: "Warning! Warning!"
Dr. Smith: "Oh fiddle-dee-fie"
Dr. Smith: "What do you mean it doesn't compute you ninny!"
Dr. Smith: "I'll alert the media"
Alien Robot: "What is your face doing?"
Alien Robot: "I'm programmed for practical functions only"

MARTHA STEWART
Martha: "It's a good thing"

MASH
PA: "Attention! Attention!"

MIGHTY MOUSE
Mighty Mouse: "Here I come to save the day!"

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE
Message: "Good morning Mr. Phelps"

MUPPETS
"Munnuh munnuh... Doo doo di doo doo"

NBC
The NBC Chimes

NEWS RADIO
Phil Hartman: "Well, I'm off to astonish the world with more feats of adequatiquacity"
Dave Foley: "Hey Bobba Fett!"
Andy Dick : "I hope this isn't out of line, but you do have beautiful breasts"
Andy Dick: "All my sweet bitches hard at work"

PEANUTS
Patty: "You better cut it out right now, or I'll pound you!"
Patty: "Oh good grief"
Charlie: "Oh brother..."

PINKY & THE BRAIN
Pinky: "Gaah! A chain letter! I touched it; I touched it!"

POKEMON
Pikachu: "Pikaaachu!"

REN & STIMPY
Ren: "I love being angry!!"

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Billy Crystal: "You look mahvelous!"
Church Lady: "Well isn't that special!"
Church Lady: "Well, I guess that makes our naughty parts tingle!"
Mike Myers: "If it's not Scottish, it's CRAAAP!"
Pat: "Oooeeuuuheeooo!"
Dan Akroyd: "Jane, you ignorant slut!"
Mike Myers: "Do you want to touch my monkey?"
Chris Farley: "Holy Shnikees!"

SCOOBY DOO
Shaggy: "ZOICKS!"
Daphne: "Jinkies!"

SEINFELD
Kramer: "I'm Cosmo Kramer - the Ass Man!" Kramer: "C'mon! It's an emergency!"
Kramer: "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood"
Kramer: "Good Mooooorning!"
George: "Sons of bitches!" George: "George is getting upset!!!"
George: "You're killing independent George!"
Kramer: "Aah, the motherload!"
Kramer: "Ooooh YEAH!"
Elaine: "Maybe the dingo ate your baby!"
The Soup Nazi: "NO SOUP FOR YOU!"
Kramer: "Welcome to Flavor Country!"

SIMPSONS
Homer: "The mail! The mail's here! Oooh!"
Homer: "Mail call! Gather round everyone!"
Homer: "To start, press Any key; where's the Any key?"
Homer: "Phew! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty!"
Homer: "AAAH! BOOGYMAN!"

SOAP
Announcer: "Confused? You won't be"

SOUTH PARK
Cartman: "Kick ass!"
Cartman: "Who cut your hair - Stevie Wonder?"
Cartman: "I am a cop, and you will RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!"
Cartman: "That sounds pretty sweet to me!"
Cartman sings a Gospel song
Cartman: "That is the gayest dog I've ever seen!"
Cartman: "Yeah I want a Cheesypoof!!!"
Kyle: "Oh my God! You've got mail! You bastard!"

SPACE GHOST
Ant Man: "Read the mail! Read the mail! Read the mail!"

STAR TREK
Communicator noise
Data: "Captain, we are being hailed"
Worf: "Captain, incoming message"
Spock: "Fascinating..."
Worf: "Bridge to Capt. Picard" TNG Computer: "Unable to complete transmission"
TOS Computer: "Full data coming on screen"
Locutus: "Resistance is futile!"
TNG Computer: "Affirmative"
TNG Computer: "Analysis complete"
TNG Computer: "Analysis verified"
TNG Computer: "Incoming subspace signal"
TNG Computer: "Authorization acknowledged"
TNG Computer: "One minute to auto-destruct"
TNG Computer: "Installation complete" TNG Computer: "One life form present" Computer Beep Computer Error Picard: "Attention all hands!" Picard: "Beam me up, Scotty" Picard: "Computer - exit!"
Picard: "Picard to Enterprise - Engergize!" Picard: "Make it so!"

THE TICK
Tick: "SPOOOON!!"
Tick: "A delivery! Ooooh the thrill of modern postery!"

THE TONIGHT SHOW
Ed McMahon: "Heeeere's Johnny!"

THE TWILIGHT ZONE
Opening chordes

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Pre-question Music

WINNIE THE POOH
Eeyore: "Thanks for noticing"
Tigger: "T-I-double Guh-ER!"

X-FILES
Scully: "Have you checked your email today?"